andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I was literally saying to my therapist, “I think the core of my intimacy issues is—” and then the internet went out and our zoom call crashed. I left her on a real cliff hanger

#doomed informant in a mystery novel behaviorALT

frightfullytreeish:

everyone please enjoy my friend’s cat achieving peak sunday laziness

claypigeonpottery:

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nerdicorntheshipper:

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I’ll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they’re talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher

gaysemiotics:

dinkywinks:

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

Now THIS is physical comedy

lady-harrowhark:

inkskinned:

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

silverjirachi:

catchymemes:

Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

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amgeforns:

justgazing:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

ascholarlyengineer:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it’s okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

that’s
they’re adults 4 years apart, who on Earth would think there’s any sort of meaningful age gap

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comment from tumblr user princedrewwrites: "juuuust looked up this book on goodreads and most of the top reviews are mentioning the author subtweeting them, so that’s also there"ALT

This is breathtaking

Partial screencap of a 2 star goodreads review that reads: "EDIT: Because the author found my review and decided to subtweet it and misrepresent what I was trying to say, I want to take the time to clear some things up. And also to reiterate that reviews are for readers, not authors, and this is a sure way to make sure I never pick up a book from them again. When I say I thought the book felt heavyhanded, I did NOT mean that it shouldn't have discussed the Armenian genocide. Of course there should" The screencap ends at the linebreak following "should."ALT

#you know those posts that are like. pulling up a small weed and discovering it’s attached to a root system that wraps around the sewer line.#this is one of those.

midnightraindean:

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dick blindness strikes again

quantum-dragon:

haierld:

finalfantasy37:

gaylor theory except insisting that someone is italian

You’re still Italian and that’s FINAL.

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virdigrishammer:

sreegs:

noctumsolis:

sreegs:

red-mercer:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer reveals she regrets buying Tumblr instead of Netflix or Hulu. Yahoo bought Tumblr in 2013 for $1.1 billion, but by the time it was sold in 2019, the value of the platform was reportedly down to $3 million. pic.twitter.com/YfH5dpL4Kf — Pop Base (@PopBase) May 7, 2023ALT

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn’t fuck up Netflix or Hulu

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”
They didn't really get it.
Quartz

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

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you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

lilacblossoms:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.

Her deadpan delivery is just… *chef’s kiss*

airplanefoodblackmarket:

troythecatfish:

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Why are we still, Still, STILL pulling this “the media doesn’t want you to see this!!!” crap in 2024 when it’s so easy to refute?

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These didn’t even take long at all to find! And I bet I could find more from all, or nearly all, of the media organizations listed in this image if I gave it a few more minutes?

And by the way, listing reputable, well regarded sources with high standards of journalistic integrity alongside the likes of OANN and Fox News and the NYP is not slick. It’s a false equivalency and you know it, even if the point this image is making was legitimate, which it isn’t!

this-is-a-podcast-fanblog:

this-is-a-podcast-fanblog:

Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 

that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer

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[ID: screenshot of two Tumblr tags. The first reads, “well of course they haven’t had pasta”, and the second reads “not since the ban on wheat and wheat byproducts.” End ID.]

dont be funnier than me on my own post

indieninja92:

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victor r u feeling ok babe? you barely touched ur details 😱

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